That's right, everybody.

If it's August, it's a Friday.

There's a good chance the guy whose name ends in an A and is from Jersey, who everybody believes is Italian, because of those two items, those two prerequisites, no, no, no.

Just because my last name's Conscia does not mean I am Italian.

I love the Italiansians don't get me

wrong i grew up i didn't grow up i was born in lynhurst new jersey i mean that is as little italy

as it gets in new jersey but no no the spanish irish joe concha is your guest host for today jersey's

own mr new jersey some call me i'm also a Fox News contributor. You may see

me on the network from time to time, like, I don't know, five times today. I think I'm on,

including at like 540 in the morning from the studio in New York. So I am currently on my third

cup of coffee, got a little Red Bull here and some pixie sticks we're going to have some fun i am also a columnist

for the messenger the messenger dot com i invite you to go visit it as soon as you possibly can

it's a news site that actually does objective straight news without opinions in their news stories it's

quite remarkable a very novel concept and then we have an opinion section that

has folks like me in it, Jonathan Turley, who will be joining me at 1040 a.m. Andrew McCarthy, who you

may read from time to time, or my friend Jessica Tarloff, who could come from the left or Juan

Williams and so on. So we actually have an array of opinions, and if you don't want to read it, you don't have to. Wow! What a

concept once again. So that's me. I also have a book coming out soon called Not Your Daddy's Donkeys,

all about the Democratic Party, what it used to be, and what it is now. And boy, is that a contrast,

but we could get into that later. Because I hope that you're leaving now, because the traffic, you know how Fridays are, particularly on Route 95, going north.

Let's say you've got to get to Martha's Vineyard.

You could fly to Antarctica, sure, and then take a ferry over.

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