This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast.

It's crazy that they're just aliens now.

But we knew that, Mike.

No, like, we kind of knew that.

But, but like they're just saying it.

You have Congress people just openly say, get them out.

Not illegal alien.

No, no, no.

Space interventional beings.

The green, the little green men, the Martians, like the ones, you know, you've watched

Independence Day, they're here.

Yeah, you just have a congressman being.

There's tanks of aliens somewhere, you think?

There was a congressman that said, like, there are five to six alien bases underwater that I know of. I believe him. Yeah, of course I believe. Why wouldn't you believe a congressman today? Not only the congressman. Anybody who says it. Yeah, okay, sure. We've got aliens here in our midst. They're living among us. Dan rips the crust off of pizza and eats it. That's huge alien behavior.

In fact, all three guys in that studio, if you were to tell me that they were aliens, I'd be like, it checks out. Most likely, though, who would be most likely? It's Dan, and I'll tell you the reason why. Dan is, like, almost evolved enough. I think Greg and Zaz are done evolving. I think my dad's the least actually in this game.

I just go back and listen to the way Dan eats pizza.

That's pretty easy.

Dan says things sometimes where I'm like, wait a second, why would Reagan and Zaz are done evolving. I think my dad's the least actually in this game. I just go back and listen to a way Dan eats pizza.

That's pretty easy.

Dan says things sometimes when I'm like, wait a second, why did he say that? Dan always talks weird. Yeah, like he's kind of an alien. Like the commissary and it's like, no, it's the kitchen. Why did you come to the subject? They're on to us. The kitchen area, not the commissary.

You said the commissary one time.

The eating area, not the commissary.

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