Hey, it's Mike and Ian. We're the hosts of How to Do Everything from NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Each week, we take your questions and find someone much smarter than us to answer them.

Questions like, how do you survive the Bermuda Triangle?

How do you find a date inside the Bermuda Triangle? We can't help you, but we will find someone who can.

Listen to the How to Do Everything podcast on

IHeart Radio. It's hard to read the news these days without asking yourself, how did we get here?

Fiasco is a history podcast for the co-creators of Slow Burn. In our first season, Bush v. Gore,

we examine an unmistakable turning point in American politics, the 2000 election, which resulted in a high-stakes stalemate, ended with one of the most controversial rulings in Supreme Court history.

So if you're trying to make sense at the present moment, check out Fiasco, Bush v. Gore.

Listen on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Hello and welcome.

It is our number one of the podcast and a reminder that in addition to this hour and the other

three hours that we have, the fifth hour podcast is available for you today as well.

So look for that in your podcast section there.

You can download the fifth hour.

And I tell a story I've never told before.

It is something that I have saved for this podcast.

It's a very interesting and embarrassing and humiliating thing that happened in my life.

I go into great detail on that in this podcast.

So that's coming up later today.

But on this hour of the Ben Mallor show podcast, it is a tribute to the great Joe Kelly,

who called the Astros, Snitches, Rats, and Little Biatches in an epic rant.

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