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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Jeremy Teaches 3rd Grade Math

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.631.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

"All you had to do was say George Clooney is gonna be there." Mike tries to get Roy and his co-host of The Hockey Show, David Dwork, to convince their wives to go to the Cyclones' championship match tonight. Plus, John Cena, touching wood, and PPR or Half-PPR? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right, kicking things off with Smyrinoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number

0:05.3

with vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smearned off! Wow, you're on the money with Smeernaw. Chris, you know what goes great with Smyranoff? Yes, but I'm really talking about game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Speernaf!

0:17.8

All right, here's the deal.

0:19.3

Game day is everything.

0:20.5

And that's exactly why your fit

0:21.7

has to match the occasion.

0:22.9

Mirate off.

0:23.5

Starting this December,

0:24.4

Smyranoff commission, merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alelele Mae. Smear enough! Here's the kicker. one lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the off season.

0:39.3

Plus, one fan will win Alele May's one-of-one game day jacket.

0:42.8

The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January, 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand? Smirnoff! That's right, Chris, fans 21 and over can head to Samaranov Socialists to learn how to sign up.

0:52.7

And don't forget to grab a bottle of Samarnav vodka, number 21 at your local retail.

0:57.6

Please drink. 21 and over can head to Smyranoff socials to learn how to sign up, and don't forget to grab a bottle of Smyrnav Vodka.

0:55.0

Number 21 at your local retail.

0:57.1

Smyrath. Please drink responsibly. Smyranoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume, the Smyranoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking aid. Smyrnaw. No purchase necessary must be legal U.S. resident 21 or older.

1:10.4

Sweep steak starts 1215, 2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1.23, 2026 at 11.59.59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Think about cheese. Make your thoughts cheesier. Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, Chipoplai sauce and ameta cheese melt, and it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.

1:30.3

Did we mention it's cheesy?

1:31.9

Cheese.

1:34.0

Availments of the 4th of Jan,

1:34.9

26 from 11 a.m.

1:36.1

Present participation may vary.

1:37.2

Subjects availability.

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