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Good morning. It is time to get up with the night that it went completely off the rails.

Jerry tells the tale it's absolutely nuts.

You got to hear this to believe it. Then there's Jackson throwing giant darts in the preseason finale. But he gave you one big cause for concern too. We'll show you what that was and then Chador.

We'll see him tomorrow. You'll hear him this morning, not quite turning the other chief.

Oh, what a football Friday we got rolling.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go.

All right.

All hands are very much on deck this morning, as you can see.

It is just lunacy. By the way, Joe Fortinbaugh and I are wearing the same jacket. You can tell us apart. I'm the one without the mustache. That is very clearly a Merlot. This is a burgundy. I would expect more from you, Greenberg. Fair enough. Well, you're the Somali. I'm merely the fashionista. Let's go. No more wasting time. Let's go to Dallas, because this is insane. The standoff between Jerry Jones and Micah Parsons went insane last night. Talking to Michael Irvin on his YouTube channel, Jerry Jones said the agreement he believed he made with Parsons would have made him

the highest paid guaranteed player other than a quarterback in the NFL. He then unloaded on Parsons

agent David Mulligetta. You have to hear this to believe it. When we wanted to send the details

to the agent, the agent told us to stick it up our ass oh wait wait wait

now see I'm just so you're clear wait wait wait wait what do you mean so we know

we know we mean because people go and I might not talk yeah Mike and I talk and then

we were going to send it over to the agent. And we had our agreements on term, amount, guarantees, everything.

We were going to send it over to the agent.

And the agent said, don't bother because we've got all that to negotiate.

Well, I'd already negotiated.

I'd already moved off my mark on several areas.

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