Okay, look, I don't share that level of enthusiasm, but welcome in on a Wednesday.

Fun win?

Question mark?

We're living in a simulation.

I don't know.

Hobby by, I don't know what to tell you.

It's baseball.

It's the strangest damn sport of them all.

We talk about puck luck.

We talk about the goofiness of other sports. Nothing compares to baseball. You'll see great players them all. We talk about puck luck. We talk about the goofiness of other sports.

Nothing compares to baseball.

You'll see great players have awful seasons, awful players have great seasons.

What you rarely see is someone professionally die over the course of five years, be the

worst player in the history of the sport, and then simply come out to start the next season at a new

position that he's only there because an All-Star caliber defender died and so did four other

people. So then you go to the coffin, you lift up Bernie Lomax, aka Javier Bayes, and he's got an

870 OPS, and he had two three-run pizzas last night to win a game.

I don't know what's up or down.

Here's RICO Beard.

There's your show today.

I got nothing.

I don't know what to say.

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