Hello there. We are ready to roll on a beautiful Thursday. RICO, I want to try to offer you a gift. A, because I think it's the right thing to do, but B, I horribly slandered your 49ers pre-show. So if I may.

Okay, you took a chair, too. But that's okay. That was tough. You know what?

You had a rough night.

You're into aliens.

That's your thing.

That's your lane.

That's my jam.

You're a big aliens guy.

All right.

If an alien from the future joined us today and said, Michael,

teach me about the 2025 Detroit Tigers.

All I would have to do, presumably, if the aliens sit, you tell me if they use chairs.

The point is, I could sit them down and just show them yesterday.

Yesterday was the seven-course tasting flight, the complete experience of being a tiger

fan, and why this town is at war with itself.

From show to show, from fan to fan, you have three buckets of fans.

So I want to lay this out and you can tell me if comprehensively yesterday was every emotion of Tiger fan on the spectrum. And then one thing that

really jumped out at me and you. So first of all, we talk about the fans.

You have fans that are all in.

Organization could do no wrong.

The true believers, the truth tellers, whatever you want to call.

Then you got the fans in the middle.

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