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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Greg Gives Chris an Ultimatum (feat. John Isner)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

"You have 3 minutes to give me back my computer or I will not host that Draft Party." Greg Cote gets madder than he has ever been in the history of the show and John Isner tells us why he loves the pickles chat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:02.9

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0:07.4

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0:10.5

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0:13.5

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0:19.0

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0:19.6

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0:55.2

Not even once I would.

0:56.3

Not even if Mr. Boost Mobile himself asked me to.

0:58.7

There's nothing funny about this.

1:00.3

Boost Mobile is a legit nationwide network and also provides coverage across 99% of America.

1:05.6

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1:10.1

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1:28.3

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1:44.8

Cuervo.

1:45.4

Quervo.

1:46.1

The tequila.

1:47.2

That invented tequila. Broximo, quervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Quervo. This is the Dan Levator show with the Stugats podcast. I've been asking, go ahead and keep typing, don't let us... Clacking away. I didn't know you were starting. You ended the last segment so well. The countdown usually is where... Oh, you didn't have your headphones on. Okay. Okay. His team rankings are due today, guys. He has a deadline. You could clue me in that we're starting. How high do you have the dolphins?

3:24.2

I'm not telling you. They're going to be top, like, oh, my God. I happen to have my rankings open in front of me, but it's top secret information. I bet you I'm at 14. No, it's too high. Like 17. No, it'll be in the top 15. He would never go against his team that way. You don't think 17 dead? Like, throw people off? There's just no way he's going under the midway point. I guess it would be 16. There's no way. Okay, first of all, the rankings that I have now, which Christopher probably purloined and illegally looked at, or not the official final rankings. I'm going to come in there and help you with something. I'm not going to look at your screen. No, this is not happening. I assure a headphone issue. I assure you, I promise you that there's no way that he puts the dolphins in the bottom half of the league. You're not doing anything here. 17 is just enough to throw the people off the scent. Right? Oh, there will. We We got to find a second. Oh, no! They're going to be elbows grabbed! They're going to be elbows grabbed! He's furious! Okay, I'm going to tell Christopher right now, if he, if you reveal on the air where the dolphins rank, I am going to be genuinely pissed at you. You do not do that.

3:26.3

You're getting into my business now.

3:29.2

Seriously, he better not do that.

3:32.1

Okay, he steals my computer, breaks the whole screen.

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