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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: Greg Cote's Catchphrase List Update

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

"I'm a K-Cup man." NBA this, Tiago Splitter that, we all know why you're really here: Greg Cote has Nos. 20 and 19 on his list of Top 50 Catchphrases, and they are DOOZIES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

British gas have this thing. We call it home care. We'll fix all sorts and its unlimited repairs.

0:06.0

Expert engineers will solve the upset of boilers not boilering or taps that won't wet.

0:12.0

Electrics playing tricks or a pipe that's broke. We're there for everyone. Even blue furry folk.

0:19.0

Your home won't feel booby-trapped.

0:21.4

It'll feel just like new.

0:23.4

British gas taking care of things and looking after you.

0:27.5

T's and C supply, excess options available per repair.

0:30.1

This is the Dan Levitart Show with the Stucats podcast.

0:41.4

This episode of the Dan Lebitard show is presented by Draft Kings.

0:44.5

Draft Kings, the crown is yours.

0:47.1

We are looking forward to tomorrow night.

0:51.9

We are going to be doing one of those things again where we do three shows in 24 hours, including a nighttime late-night festivity. Greg Cody is already complaining, Chris. You'll be happy to know. He's like, you guys, I've got to work. This is a big night for me at work, and I've got mock drafts and exactos. But Greg Cody will be here, the legendary Miami Herald columnist, as part of our Thursday night extravaganza. He's like, I'll agree to come in and be a part of it, but don't bother me. It's like, what is that? Right. Don't bother me as he now, as we speak, gets and solicits about seven soldiers for his army. He's always said he wants a staff. He wants an actual staff, like a king carries around, and he wants a staff. It's why he wanted to be president in the United States. How many people does it take to make him a cup of coffee because he sure as hell can't do it himself?

1:31.1

What's he doing? Is he just staring at ingredients? I just kept hearing him say, I'm a K-cup man. And apparently we don't have that here. It's like a normal coffee set up here. So he just was kept just saying out loud, I'm a K-cup man. No, we have a beautiful espresso is what we have here.

1:46.9

He was saying how he doesn't know how was kept just saying out loud, I'm a K-cup man. No, we have a beautiful espresso is what we have here.

1:45.7

He was saying how he doesn't know how to make coffee. Like he didn't even know the name of the, he's like, what's the contraption they put, like a filter? He doesn't even know the name. So he's demanding a specific, let's do some play-by-play here. This would be a good place for the Telestrator, because we don't use the Telestrator correctly.

2:04.4

This is great... specific, let's do some play-by-play here. This would be a good place for the telestrator

2:00.8

because we don't use the telestrator correctly.

2:04.5

This is Greg Cody not doing the show, late for the segment, not able to help us do work here.

2:12.2

Five people are there trying to help him. Because all of the people are around the coffee machine making him a single cup of coffee, that's what's happening right now. Danny's just getting an apple. Danny's getting an epa-da-da-da. Danny! Danny! Oh, no. Oh, it's forcoded the empanata. That's the first time anyone's ever seen Danny give away an empanada. That is the rarest of things right there. Greg, it's chucked him off twice. That is, okay. Eight people helping him right now. Greg, we need... Like Caitlin Clark and Raven Johnson. Greg, we need you back in here, please, to do the show. This is your time of year. There's seven people helping him. It's his time of year. He's got mock draft on a hat. You see that hat there? He's saying it's available at the Greg Cody merch store, and it's not available at the Greg Cody merch store. That hat just reminds me of dumb and dumber. Mock. Yeah. Yeah. Mock King. I don't't know. Every time I'm dumb and dumber.

3:09.3

This is a big time of years as though.

3:11.3

Greg Cody takes a lot of pride in getting more exactos than Mel Kuyper.

3:14.3

He's got a very good streak of getting it more right than Kuiper when it comes to the NFL draft.

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