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Tony!

A dog ran away and just started jumping on children, and another dog walk walker and she's just such a little

shithead. Wow. The dog walker or the dog? I love a good dog. What do you mean by the way,

your dog jumped on children? What is like... There were a couple of kids walking to the bus stop

and she was just excited to see him. And so she's like nine months old now and she's great with us, but with strangers, she is just the absolute worst.

And we have no idea, like, what do you do? Just keep her on a leash and say, don't jump asshole.

Like, there's no good solution here. I mean, if you you name your dog asshole that's exactly what you do

we she we should have that was that was what she was born to be instead she's daisy and she is just

the furthest thing from a daisy that you can ever imagine the problem with that jeff is you're right like

once in this case daisy starts doing all the jumping on or humping on or welcoming people with a little bit of urine, there's really only one way to get that dog to stop.

And it's to have friends who are willing to come in and train for you, right?

Like come in, don't acknowledge when they jump on you.

Don't freak out or do anything when they pee on you.

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