Well, we've got lots to get to today.

Joe Biden, this big trip to Japan, we'll get to that.

We'll get to Megan and Harry, apparently, they were embellishing like crazy that whole story.

We'll get to the brilliant management expert, Eric Adams, and his incredible management of this migrant crisis. We'll get to the brilliant management expert, Eric Adams, and his incredible management of this

migrant crisis.

We'll get to, well, there's lots to talk about.

Is New York City sinking?

We'll get to Johnny Carson later on in the second hour and a whole lot more.

Joe Bartlett, is Biden already in Japan?

Yes. And what's the time difference there i think it's like 20 hours or something 10 30 at night oh okay 12 i think it's like 12 hours it's only 12 hours

i thought it was more than that oh maybe 11 oh okay that's all it is all right so uh he's there

totally no no i take that back.

Yes, it's like 10 o'clock at night. 10 o'clock at night right now, or maybe 11 o'clock.

He's totally confused. He doesn't know where he is. He can't, no, he can't understand one word

anybody is saying. He doesn't, uh, when he watches Barnaby Jones, he can't figure out why he's speaking in a funny language,

and he can't figure out anybody's name.

They probably said to the guy when they introduce him,

what kind of names are these?

So do you say he's going to Hiroshima?

Yes.

Well, that's where the G Summit is being held.

What the hell would they hold it there for?

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