Hour 1: Fat Bodied
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Saying the O word. The communist world of make-believe is so big the whole world seems fake to them. The attacks on oil and gas fields in the middle east. What you want is not necessarily the same as what your ally wants.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:15.0 | This is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:18.9 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:24.6 | Let's have some fun. |
| 0:28.3 | On a Thursday, a magnificent Thursday. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm fired up. |
| 0:35.1 | I hope you are fired up and we have so much we have to get to tonight. |
| 0:40.4 | We're going to talk about how they're fighting a religious war and they just made it obvious once again. |
| 0:47.1 | We'll discuss that. We'll discuss minding the imports when it comes to immigration. |
| 0:52.5 | You can deal with issues once they get here, but by |
| 0:56.1 | then it may be too late. A little bit of controversy between the Israelis and the Trump |
| 1:02.4 | administration with a little strike. We'll hash that out. Maybe calm your fears, maybe increase |
| 1:07.9 | your fears, I don't know. We'll get the emails about the economy. |
| 1:12.3 | A hilarious Trump quote about Pearl Harbor. Gavin Newsom's wife is wrecking all of his |
| 1:21.0 | presidential plans. All that and so much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly show. But I've, |
| 1:30.2 | sometimes I feel like I have an obligation to you. There are things we do for fun. |
| 1:38.7 | There are things we do just because they're big news stories and we want to talk about them. |
| 1:42.8 | And then there are things we do because they're genuinely news stories and we want to talk about them and then there are things we do |
| 1:44.3 | because they're genuinely really important so traditionally I have I've not cared about |
| 1:55.0 | offending you all right I don't really care about offending anybody don't it's not you don't |
| 1:59.2 | take it personally and stay I'm who I am maybe it's offensive maybe it's not I am who I am and I hope about offending anybody. It's not you. Don't take it personally. It's damn who I am. Maybe it's offensive. Maybe it's not. I am who I am. And I hope you're that way. But it's just not something I dwell on. Don't care about it. And traditionally, I have, I don't know that I've ever apologized on the show for something. Something I've said or something I've done. |
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