What's up everybody? Welcome to the latest edition of First Takes in the House. You don't see

Molly sitting in this chair. You see me, okay? You see my boy Shay, Shay, the one and only

Shannon Chump. I don't know what city this brother is in today.

What city are you in today, Shannon Chop? What city are you in?

I'm still in Houston. I'm on the move to Dallas though. There we go.

So he on the move to Dallas from Houston. My man,

Boy Scott, is in the house. It's good to see you big boy. How you doing?

Anything all right? I got the memo. Okay. Well, listen, you got the memo, but

you didn't get the appropriate memo.

So let me let America know before we even get into the day show.

There's rules that exist when Stephen A Smith is hosting first tape,

okay?

First of all, Bart Scott and Jay,

speak when you are spoken to.

Only speak when you are spoken to.

And when I call upon you, you will speak. And when I call upon you you will speak and when I say

zip it damn it that's what it means zip it no cussing vard okay no cussing Shay

well that applies to Stephen A too no cussing no cuss in the day, okay? All right, you will address me as Stephen A. Baw, or Mr. Stephen A. Shay, you understand? As usual, we want to be thoughtful to the producers, no bad mouthing the producers,

okay, no rude reactions with all histionics and facial expressions and all of this other stuff.

There will be law and order when I'm hosting this show which is the antithesis of what that

Dagon Molly does with you. You speak you raising your hand you may speak.

Yeah. Mr. Stephen A are you acting as Trey Rollins today.

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