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It's our number one.

As we talk like an Egyptian, oh, it's walk like an Egyptian.

Here in our number one of the Ben Mallor show, happy Monday to you.

It's the 6th Day of April. Championship Day in college basketball.

Very important. As Colin Cowherd, if Michigan wins tonight, then Colin Cowherd and Martin

Weiss will share bragging rights in the Fox Sports Radio Braggard Challenge.

Now, if Yukon wins, I win.

So we need Yukon to pull the upset for the ages.

We need Yukon to shock the world.

But here, now we're number one.

Speaking of shocking the world, do you feel bad?

Do you feel bad for LeBron James and the Lakers as the roster has crumbled before the playoffs with Luca and others.

Austin Reeves also out.

Is there anything fishy about Luca Donchick leaving North America to get treatment in Europe for his hammy that went whammy?

We'll talk about that also with both Janice, Identicoombo,, and Joyland Bid publicly calling out the Bucks and Sixers, respectively, for not letting them play.

What does this signal to you?

We'll go there as well.

All of it.

Right now, in your eardrums, have a wonderful Monday here it is our number one crumbling in front

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