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On a Monday, a magnificent Monday.

I'm not just excited for this show tonight.

I'm so unreasonably excited for this week. It was one of those days. Have you ever had one of these days before where you're on the way to work on a Monday and you're thrilled about it? Those are very rare in this life, I admit that, but I'm excited. Why am I excited? Well, let me lay it all out for you right now, at least as much as I possibly can.

First of all, Jasmine Crockett is running for Senate in Texas.

And actually, I'm going to discuss that to open the show.

I'll explain in a moment.

Jasmine Crockett is running for Senate in Texas.

It's amazing.

I'm not so sure we're not already in a kind of a soft civil war in the country.

That might be a little heavy, but we're going to talk about that.

Medal of Honor Monday is an hour from now. I'll just go ahead and give the game away.

Yesterday was December 7th, 1941 and had a little Pearl Harbor talk with the boys. I'll probably do a mini, very mini, Pearl Harbor talk with you, kind of centered around Medal of Honor Monday.

We're going to talk about people making 300K a year, leaving paycheck to paycheck. All these people

in Congress are retiring.

The D.C. Police Chief is stepping down.

Threats on ice are up.

Someone deep dove down to an ancient shipwreck.

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