I can't imagine actually betting on that and getting hooked by it because I'm not that big of a fool.

So let me bring in now, Will Ortoner.

You got hooked, buddy, didn't you?

By half a hot dog.

That's unbelievable.

Yeah, half a glizzy got me, Sean.

Look, I know that it was stupid, but it would be un-American for me not to gamble on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest, especially when I was able to find it in the sportsbook. I just had to throw some money down. And look, I get it. It's like when you bet on the Yankees, you bet on the Lakers, you bet on Joey Chestnut. You always end up having to bet a little bit extra, right? You always don't get the perfect price that you want.

So I had to give up a little bit more.

I had him handicapped more at 70 and a half hot dogs.

So I would have been right on.

I'd been right on the money.

But, you know, I just had to bet the over.

You can't bet the under on the 4th of July Nathan's hot dog eating contest.

Got to go over.

Do you think he's happy with his performance?

I know he came out afterwards and said that he was, but that's what you had to say

after you eat 70 plus hot dogs.

Bro, that's seven plus hot dogs per minute.

I'm not good at math.

That is unfathomable, but he did it again, but he did not break the record and you

did not hit your

overs. Do you think he's actually happy with that performance or do you think he just needs to

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