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Ha ha!

It's Wednesday, right?

So you know what that means, right?

It's supposed to be your dog-in-dog world. But damn it we ain't starting off the show that way, right? It's supposed to be your doggy dog world.

But damn it, we ain't starting off the show that way, right?

We're going to start it off with me because I just got off of Howard Stern.

I had to do a big interview with Howard Stern.

And then somebody invaded it.

It's this guy right here.

It's this damn donkey.

You know what I said?

And I said he got on my last damn nerves. So who better to get at him with than this man right here.

Yes, sir!

The hate it. We got just Saturday. We got dog in the house. We got dog in the house. We got a great comedian Roy Wood coming into the house as well. We're going to have fun with that.

Yeah. We got Molly with some new glasses looking like goggles, Spiana, or whatever hell it is. Okay.

Wow. Stuff like that.

But you know, I producer Pete told her,

I want you to wear the glasses. You know why?

Because Pete likes giving

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