The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

What's going on, Ken?

Nothing, how are you?

You're all right?

You look frustrated over there.

My internet doesn't work, but...

What, do you need it?

I mean, you know, I feel like I do, but I probably don't.

Okay.

Mine's working fine, by the...

I know, you've got one of those wires turning to your thing.

But we can't watch baseball because it's...

Oh!

Yeah.

So, I feel like you probably need it. Right.

I have no idea.

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