Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, is it? A man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish

baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugas, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Very excited.

Back in the Brand Star Studios, Mark Hockman, this divo walks in.

He's got, you know, he's making request. He has the

smallest microphone of anyone here. So we request a bigger microphone. And now he has the biggest

microphone and took Izzy's headphones. I feel like that's complete bullshit because what happened

was I did the show with you like six weeks ago in the studio.

You said, I'll see you tomorrow.

Right.

I've literally been waiting in this studio for six weeks.

You guys never showed up again.

And now you walk in, take my good microphones, and I'm sitting here like a schmuck for six weeks.

Right.

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