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The world. Famous. K. Rock. Oh, yeah. Back at it again. Good morning. And how the hell goes it?

We are a Klein Ali's show. Open phones. 80052010.1067. Show is back at full staff.

Which is a good thing. DJ Omar Khan right there. Hey, hey. Allie over there. of course, you got in the backroom postmaster Johnny taking the calls.

No right today, huh?

Vanessa.

Maybe we changed that over, you know, the 10 months gone? Oh, the Ray. Yeah, I love my Ray. You want to get Ray? I feel all weird when I have my Ray on Mondays. I was concerned. I really wanted to get into the live show because, you know, when we left off last week, Omar, I know you were not aware of this, but very unblind Charlie, in many ways, mascot for the show. Nice guy who listens to us, discovered us. It was going into a life or death surgery over the weekend, Ali, where he was being, he was being turned into a cow. He was basically, He was being... I don't know if that's a transfer. I thought a lot of people do like, you know,

pig parts, but not cow parts. He got, what was he? What did he tell us? He was getting an udder put on. Whoa. Now, what was he doing, Alie? You know, you remember the stuff better than I do. He was getting cow blood vessels put into his system. Right. And now if this went well, he wouldn't need to be on blood thinners anymore and stuff. It has to do with his kidneys. Right. So they were going to try to give him cow blood or something, which like, you know. Cow blood vessels. Whatever it is. The point is, the guy told us. Whatever it is. We keep telling it. The guy told us last week that if the surgery was successful, he would officially be 1% cow.

Yeah.

Which is awesome because for so many reasons... whatever it is. We keep telling you. The guy told us last week that if the surgery was successful, he would officially be 1% cow.

Yeah. Which is awesome because, for so many reasons, mostly... Dude, maybe he needs... We need to get him a shirt. You know how he wears that? Where's Waldo thing? We need to get him a cow printed shirt. Oh, yeah. Those guns that are like a Halloween costume where the little items are on the front. Yeah. We were going to get him a bell.

Yeah, we were getting my belt away around his neck,

but mostly so cars don't hit him.

That was, Koston where the lotters are on the front? Yeah. We were going to get him a bell.

Yeah, we were getting my belt to wear around his neck, but mostly so cars don't hit him. That was the thing. But I think also since the surgery, we don't want to set him down on the ground because we wanted to be more tender. And I don't know if he even got the surgery and if he did survive. I assume he's dead now. So Blind Charlie, it was nice knowing you, and we wish you nothing but the best in Tau Heaven.

I see you got the best in Tau Heaven.

Oh, I see you got the hotline to heaven working, right?

Oh, there he is, Blanche-Charlie.

Good morning, guys.

How are you doing?

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