Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, is it? A man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugats, and this is Stupati.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

So a funny thing happened on my way to Stugatsin Company.

I realized I didn't have enough company.

I realized all I had was Taylor.

And so Mike Yee is off this week.

He is on vacation.

I realized we needed more company.

There is no way I can have Taylor handle all of this by himself his first week here on the job. He drove down from New York.

He stopped to the Super Regional, of course, in Chapel Hill. Why'd you do that, by the way?

I love the heels. I know you love the heels. Stop smiling, by the way. Okay. So we will get to

Stugats and Company a week from tomorrow. We have some special guests coming in studio tomorrow.

I'm very excited about that. We have two guests coming on today. And I would tell you,

in a world where the French Open in tennis, and that's the world we're in right now,

leads sports on a Monday. The two people that I would want on, in no particular order, by the way, are

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