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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous Hay Rock. Good morning, welcome to our pre-Quend on a Thursday. We are Klein Alley Show. Thanks for finding us. Coming back for more. Streaming live on YouTube right now as well. If you want to see what this thing looks like. Or you could just keep on listening yesterday. It was a big stack meeting that started after the show. The unemployment shark was there, chomping out budgets and chomping out jobs. But we survived somehow, and here we are for more live radio. If you need us, phones, 800, 52060, 1067. You can interact with the show lots of ways, slide in the DM's Klein Alley Show. Lots to give you today. Sublime gave us tickets for their upcoming fans' work tour. Another chance to see them in Vegas. We'll do that. More cabanas, wild rivers, Hunterbox food and beverage, make that happen for you as well. And we'll also do another tiny towel blowout. Tiny towels. Not that kind of blowout. It's a tiny towel blowout that you actually want, and we'll make it happen for you throughout the show if you're looking for your limited edition Klein Alley show or Vanessa Tiny Tows. I don't know who had the biggest day yesterday, but I guess we could argue it was

our very own Vanessa. Vanessa had what they call a banner day. Yeah, she went to some

concert last night. Quinas. She went to Quanus last night.

Quanis. Don't be such a white guy. I think she even said it wrong.

She had a great time at Quantus.

She was on that airline to Australia.

He's a Latin man.

And she said that was fun.

But more importantly, at the end of our entire boring long meeting, and it was so long and boring.

They even said how long it was and how the sales lady was trying to rush everybody along to keep it going.

It was just incredibly long. But at the end of it all, they said that Vanessa had been selected

and not since we rigged the election for Omar. And I don't even think there's voting anymore

for this. I think they just died because no one cared about voting. Vanessa won. Employment. Most improved child at the company. So congratulations, Vanessa. It is an honor. Are they going to put her art like, you know, up on the wall? Yep. She gets to be on the refrigerator for one month. Oh, cool. I got you a new box of cryolas. No, Vanessa actually did win some made-up award here called the Grid Award for the...

Well, it's kind of their replacement for the employee of the month. And you know what you... Really, Vanessa? Do you know what you won, Vanessa? Do you know all the prizes you won? Yeah. I don't think you do because this morning I pulled into work and you're part... You're now, you have the best parking spot in the whole lot, even better than handicapped.

And your car wasn't in there, so I parked there.

Whoa.

For us... part you're now you have the best parking spot in the whole lot even better than handicapped and you

your car wasn't in there so i parked there well four other people one with me wait i mean three

other people one with me and i feel like i get a pretty good spot so i'm like the other people

can have oh wait a minute there's three employees in the month yeah it's a quarter it's a quarterly

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