This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Let's have some fun. On a Monday, and it's an enormous Monday, it is so

freaking huge, just like my hands are. It's going to take us a while to get a handle on everything.

First of all, Syria, what's going on? Would you like to know about Syria,

America's forum policy? What are the details? It's so confusing. The Syrians and ISIS and al-Qaeda

and the Kurds and the... But we are going to talk a lot of Syria in the first hour tonight

just to get you and I both boned up on everything. I have an expert coming up about a half hour from now.

I'll do a little lead up into Kim, Brandon Weikert, and we'll be a lot smarter at the end of this first hour.

Then we have Medal of Honor Monday.

Daniel Penny found not guilty in New York City.

That's freaking awesome.

Of course, Black Lives Matter is upset with it.

Birthright citizenship,

emails, 52% of Gen Z females consider themselves feminists. We'll have a lot of fun with that.

All that and so much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly show. Now,

have I ever told you about the time I saw a woman get body slammed?

So here's the deal. This is going somewhere. Just sit back.

Remember when I told you I was in the Marines and they may be go be a cop for a while? I was in the

infantry, but they, they've, it's called fapped.

You get fapped out to go, they'll grab guys from infantry units and go make them do something else for a little while if they're short handed.

They love, they love grabbing infantry guys to go be cops, Marine Corps cops.

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