This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast.

Anybody who says applicable instead of applicable is a douchebag.

Joe Flacco is to the AFC North, what Ryan Fitzpatrick was to the AFC East.

All of Dave Damnishik's passwords are Yancey Big Pan.

Keep the Panthers name out of your fast-bloded jowls.

That goes through the other guy, too.

Hey, Greg Coney.

If it's neither here nor there, then where is it?

Is Montana a pack-12 country, big 12 country, or big 10 country?

He does like make it sound like you to look like John Boy.

Hey, how come the shittier the place that you're from, the prouder you are to be from that

place?

The word bed looks like a bed.

If you got a cough while you're paying, just hold it.

I don't even know how to explain what I just experienced.

I literally coughed while peeing and I felt like I was about to lose it all.

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If you want to leave your Borders Take, it's called 305-486-489. That's 305-486-486-489. Another great batch, I can attest. Coughing while peeing is not a fun. Dangerous game. The most dangerous game, some people say. Speaking of dangerous games, we bring in Jessica Spittano, yeah. Transition.

Yeah.

Jessica, before we get into the college football playoff rankings, version

1.0, we're having a discussion all show long about how many nuggets consists of an

appropriate level of punishment for one, Christopher Cody.

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