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🗓️ 5 August 2021
⏱️ 3 minutes
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Roy Wood Jr. kicks off a round of super-edgy takes on the Olympics with fellow correspondents Dulcé Sloan, Michael Kosta and Desi Lydic.
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:02.5 | The Olympics. |
0:06.1 | Some people think they're exciting. |
0:07.5 | Other people just think they're a reason to fall asleep on the couch at 10 p.m. |
0:10.7 | But you won't find any of those bland ass takes here. |
0:13.3 | Cause this is the hottest take. |
0:15.3 | Oh. |
0:16.3 | Okay, don't say. |
0:22.8 | Give me your hot take on the Olympics. |
0:24.4 | Okay Roy, let's just break down the Olympics for a second. |
0:27.8 | A bunch of countries are coming into Japan, taking their goal in silver, then going home. |
0:34.1 | That shit is colonialism. |
0:35.7 | To the people of Japan, I apologize on behalf of the world for pillaging your great land. |
0:41.6 | Oh my god, that's a hot take. |
0:44.2 | That's a hot take. |
0:45.7 | Koster, can you top that hottest take? |
0:47.9 | You know Roy, all I hear lately is, oh Olympic athletes, they're so inspirational and brave. |
0:53.1 | Well, I say they're cowards. |
0:55.4 | If they really wanted to be the greatest athletes on the planet, they should have to compete against |
0:59.1 | animals too. |
1:00.9 | If you ask me, Katie LeDeckey should be stripped of all her gold medals until she can |
1:04.6 | beat a dolphin. |
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