What is up, hotties?

Welcome back to another episode of Stay Hot.

I'm Bladen Kirk, Twinned, as always, by my two favorite co-hosts of all time, Matthew, Spanauer, and Theo Ash.

We've a great episode of plan for you all today.

We're going to do...

The main thing we're going to do today is give some fantasy football hot takes.

Theo says he's going to set the room on fire. So I'm really excited for that. This is going to be the hottest episode

of the year for Stay Hot. But before we get into that, Matt Theo, how are you guys doing today?

I'm pretty good. Man, you're in the best mood I've maybe ever seen. Oh, yeah, I was actually about to say, I'm just in a great mood right now. No particular reason, too. Life is just great. There's so much good in the world. Life is great. Life is good. After coming in with the Panthers season is ruined, uh, like intro yesterday or last episode

you've

oh they're you know what

Ohio State's gonna be good

Bear cats are going to be good

I'm going to go to a bunch of football games

and the Panthers

I have already accepted

they're not going to be okay

they're going to be terrible fine

but I'm not going to get my hopes up

so no heartbreak so it's not that bad that's the spirit i just got madden 23 in the new xbox series x which was a funny little process because i was like i'm not going to buy the entire xbox i'm just going to buy the new madden for the xbox one but because they labeled it bad on the store I bought the one for the Xbox Series X. I'm like, I'm not buying the shit twice.

So then I I bought the one for the Xbox Series X.

I'm like, I'm not buying this shit twice. So then I just bought the new Xbox. And yeah, I've

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