Hotter You Are, Closer to God with Chris Burns

Taste of Taylor

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237545, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Topics: uncreative Halloween costumes, Chris's 2nd Place costume, the best Halloween movies, who would play us in a biopic, Kelsey Grammer welcomes 8th child, RHOSLC, RHOP, RHOC

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0:00.0	Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Taser Taylor.
0:16.1	Today is Thursday.
0:17.7	And joining me today, the fabulous person of the world.
0:22.9	Oh, my God.
0:25.2	Chris Burns.
0:26.4	Hey, guys.
0:27.4	Hey, boy, hey, do less, Taylor Strecker.
0:29.9	Do less.
0:31.3	No, I think you could do more.
0:32.8	I think you could do a little more, actually, because that was not getting that was giving law roach have you seen that
0:39.4	that um video with law roach and what's her name uh no where he's like we're from the same place
0:49.2	and she's like from the bronx and he's like from the world do you watch dancing Dancing with the Stars? You know what? I don't put it to watch the clips, which feels like. Same. Yes. Okay. So yes, we both watch it. Go on. I feel like all of a sudden. Whitney is the hottest woman I've ever seen. On the face of the motherfucking planet. I'm telling you, you know what it is? I just saw... That's why I told you you should dye your hair red. Shut. Because you think that it would make me look like Whitney or because you think I look like Whitney? I feel like you have similar faces, facial structure. Oh my God. Thank you. Thank you. Because she truly is the most beautiful woman in America right now.
1:30.6	It's giving we're both from the world.
1:32.7	She's the most beautiful woman in the world.
1:34.2	Her glow up is psychotic.
1:37.0	You know what I think it could be?
1:38.3	Because this is a thing.
1:40.2	A lot of times when women join reality TV shows and they're freshly postpartum or about to get pregnant or pregnant, they, their glow up is so next level because you got to know that when they were pregnant. Yeah, go. They're rich now or she was, she's rich now. You know, when people get rich, it's a lot easier.
2:01.9	Yeah, you know, listen.
2:03.2	You're not ugly.
2:03.8	You're poor. Is that the meme? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. But it's true. Skin care is so expensive. Oh my God. All of it. The fucking procedures. It's just, it's crazy. but I will say that like ever since Chris Jenner's really like the one that I think got everybody talking about the facelisk.
2:21.7	But we like all noticed it with Lindsay Lohan, at least us millennials.
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