This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Hazaz Shaggers, it is Wednesday, which means two extremely important things.

First of all, it's time to overreach with the clown and the wolfman.

And secondly, it means four jobs gogs is ever closer to being three jobs gogs.

I am Gordon Murray Smart, unofficial face of Wheeler's Cafe from the Lesme-Hagle truck stop.

And this week, I'm bringing you in the first official broadcast from Tisney Studios.

For those of you who don't remember, that's the bit of your anatomy that Tisney your boss,

Tisna your arse.

And that's why the wanked artist next to my house has been named thus,

a no man's land of broadcasting somewhere in Persia that resembles that curious seam of the human body we all marvel over.

Anyway, back to business today Today, the Las Vegas branch of the podcast becomes the Greenick Division,

with the sexy pirate returning to his old stomping ground

and the tranquility of a family and responsibility-free gaff.

Please welcome the one and only Malteseer eyes himself,

fresh from making a complete arse of his healthy eating routine.

I'd like to venture at least four beef curries and chips,

three chicken wing orgies,

and an oily dominoes wrestling party.

It's Warren Comston.

You look as if the Death Stars went woke.

You're like a wee specky.

Like, one of any wee guys, you just, that an extra it just comes across and says,

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