Hotel Mishaps, Hairy D*ck Knee Spoons & A Disney Nightmare

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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We're back! Smashing into 2024 with a catch up and more carry on from the Clown and the Wolfman. We're chatting hotels, family holidays, stories from Martin's notes app and ground beef.

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:15.8	And welcome back to Restless Natives, a podcast with foundations firmer than a Steve Arnett-Viagra-fueled erection.
0:24.1	The Clown and the Wolfman are thundering into 2024, like a young Martin Compton gliding past the bouncers at Archaos with a belly full of aftershock and smirnoff ice.
0:35.8	I am, the artist formerly known as Christa Cavilion, now known as the comforting Scottish voice
0:41.2	on weeknights and Sunday evenings on the actual radio.
0:44.0	Gordon Murray Smart, as I will now insist on being called at all stages of this podcast.
0:49.1	GMS.
0:50.0	GMS from GMB.
0:53.8	And with me, as always, is
0:55.8	Turbo Banana himself, the man
0:58.0	who could snap you with Kravmagat
0:59.7	and one swift flick of his
1:01.9	wee Greenock toasties.
1:04.2	Damn it! Tootsies!
1:07.4	It's Martin, Alvin, Simon and Theodore
1:10.1	Copston!
1:10.8	It's,'s mate on that
1:14.3	I actually have a perfect segue I've got something on that
1:17.2	like with the crave right
1:19.0	the most of them train bare feet right
1:21.5	but when you're involving these pads again it's like a guitar callus
1:25.3	like your feet you can chip out your feet
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