Hotel Checkout
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:05.1 | And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. They're right, Klein Alley Show. There's things that you experience in your life where all of a sudden you say, I think I may not be young anymore. Maybe I'm old based on how I do this. or potentially, hey, I'm still young and spry because I do this a certain way, which means I'm cool and young. And now there has been a dividing line that has been placed in how you choose to leave a hotel. If you stay at a hotel. Ah, say I was thinking about ordering food, very different for old people versus young. I agree. There's a couple of different ways people do that, but this concept of |
| 0:38.2 | checking out of a hotel and going down to the front desk and waiting in line all over again just to say I'm leaving and giving them the key and asking them to print out your folio or whatever the hell they call it. Which, we still using that word i don't know it's like |
| 1:10.8 | what is that it's only used by hotels i think it's supposed to make like a crappy hotel feel fancy for a moment you like your folio at the motel six yeah it's the closest i get to a portfolio so i like it yeah jake likes it people go like what's your portfolio look like is diversified jake's like i have a folio from a hotel I stayed at once. |
| 1:08.7 | Yeah. It's fancy. |
| 1:09.9 | Well, and I think if you don't a hotel i stayed at once yeah it's fancy well and i think |
| 1:29.1 | if you don't have any kind of like it depends on the hotel and the circumstance for me if you're in |
| 1:34.5 | Vegas i just want to make sure there's not extra charges i want to make sure nothing in the mini bar |
| 1:39.6 | was moved that i don't know about i want to make sure everything's cool before i just walk out |
| 1:44.0 | because they'll just charge you a lot of people say that if you are young now you don't know about. I want to make sure everything's cool before I just walk out because they'll just charge you. A lot of people say that if you are young now, the concept of checking out is just walking out the door and leaving. There is no, this whole idea of, they'll figure it out eventually I'm not there. And the whole idea of formally saying goodbye, I leave now, is a crazy old person thing to do. |
| 2:02.1 | Well, I will, if I'm walking out to my car through the lobby and there's no line, I'll be like, hey, room, blah, blah. You'll yell the room number and say I'm out. I'll just walk, I'll like half walk up and be like, hey, checking out of this room and they'll be like, okay. and I'll keep walking. |
| 1:58.4 | But if there's a line, |
| 1:59.5 | hell no. |
| 2:00.1 | I'm not walking. |
| 2:01.1 | I'm waiting's a line |
| 2:18.6 | hell no i'm not walking i'm waiting in a line for that and i also thought at least i heard from |
| 2:24.8 | people i know working the hotel industry bringing them the key is like worse they don't want it |
| 2:30.2 | they don't want it right you have to leave it in the room if you're going to leave it anywhere |
| 2:34.1 | just leave it in the room because that's the best place how's it worse i don't want it. You have to leave it in the room if you're going to leave it anywhere. |
| 2:34.6 | Just leave it in the room because that's the best place. How's it worse? I don't. I think that they |
| 2:38.8 | have to like reorganize everything up there and they're like which ones are the used ones and when. |
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