Hotdog Squad
That's Spooky
Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network
4.9 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2019
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime members, you can listen to that spooky early and add free on Amazon music. |
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| 0:09.0 | You're listening to a Movid Network podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | Hi, everyone. Welcome to that spooky. I'm Johnny and I'm Tyler and this is a weekly podcast that's basically that scene in Spice World where the Spice Girls meet aliens, except they all end up getting abducted. Right. Yeah. Now I didn't even remember that scene until you reminded me about it. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm going to interpret what you're saying as thank you and you're very welcome. And much like the Spice Girls encountering aliens, I'm currently wearing platform shoes in the choker. Yeah, and I have pigtails. That explains your beard. All right, well time for spooky gay bullshit. Everyone let's talk about drag race for a minute. So we just had season 11 episode nine. It was LADPs, so Los Angeles drag patrol. All of the drag queens were paired off. They had to do kind of like Reno 911-ish sketches. We're going to be |
| 1:30.0 | going to wear Shion Jackson, and Fortune Feemster played cops going to different setups with the Queens added and they had to like improv as seen as like people who have the cops called on them. Right. So high points low points. Okay, let's be negative Nancy's and we're going to start with low points this week. I love it. My low point was definitely the entirety of Miss Vangy and plastic teara's skit. Like I love cringe. I love when something so bad. It's good. |
| 1:59.0 | Mama, that was just so bad. Oh, you didn't like that they were turned up to 11 right from the beginning. Absolutely not. Like I couldn't laugh along with it. I didn't even know what was happening. Other than the fact that it was a cat fight. Did anything else really happen other than the fact that it was a cat fight. I don't know. It was just wasn't funny. It wasn't like India fair. I'm doing the news funny. Totally. And just in case anybody didn't watch. They were literally two cats fighting in a liquor store parking lot. Yeah. Great. All right. Well, my low point with how |
| 2:29.0 | to be the reading challenge. So I don't know what the fuck happened. Oh wait, I do know. No one was funny. Not really. No. I mean like, okay, there were a few jokes in there. But there was nothing really that kind of made you like heave, you know what I mean. And like there are a lot of jokes, but were there any reads. I don't that's the thing. I don't think there really were. Anyways, so that would have to be my low point for the season. Totally fair. Or for the season. Whatever shots fired. |
| 2:59.2 | High points. Yes. So my high point goes back to the challenge, but this time to Nina and Brooklyn's get. Now I know everybody was living from Miss Brooklyn, but I was living from Miss Nina because she had that one line and you know this line. |
| 3:17.1 | Where Brooklyn's naked and she's plotting herself just being like, oh, I'm so free. You know, it's just your body. It's nothing. And the Nina's character references her vagina at one point and is like, I call her Paula and I keep her hidden. And that is just gold. Yeah. Great moment. And also special shadow to a carrier. She was funny. It's fuck to this episode. |
| 3:39.0 | twerking is a blessing. Working is a blessing, Mama. Yeah. Alright, so I would have to say the my high point of the episode was that fucking runway. I love anytime a drag queen covers their face with a mask. I'm not trying to be cute or anything like that. I fucking lovely. |
| 3:55.2 | I love that kind of like freak isoid drag. There's something so unnerving about it, but so high fashion about it when you do a right. So basically all of the queens had to go down the runway in outfits inspired by face keenies. Basically a face |
| 4:09.2 | keenie is like a super type mask that your eyes and your mouth are cut out of kind of like a ball of clava but like fashion, you know what I mean? Yeah, a ball of clava but make a fashion. Yeah, and speaking of Nina West, she completely knocked the fucking look out of the part. Yeah, she was a |
| 4:24.7 | Lee Bowrie abstract entity, but yeah, I would say that's my high point. It's probably one of my favorite runways ever. And can we just talk about fucking Evie Oddly's outfit right scarlet and |
| 4:35.2 | v wishes that was creature from the black lagoon. She also gave you one of my favorite things in drag that some queens do where they put those like mouth spacers in and you just see like full teeth. She had a set of |
| 4:47.4 | sequin lips around it. It was twisted and I love it. It's so good. All right, so moving on, I want to talk about a story that just came out of Ohio. Okay, so it was written about by |
| 4:58.2 | Quirty. Basically, there's a dude, a lawmaker. If that's what you want to call him trying to make children performing in drag illegal. Oh shit. So this dumbass representative Tim Schaefer tried to introduce a |
| 5:11.8 | bill that outlaws drag performances by children under the age of 18 or as he says, a mentally or physically handicapped child under the age of 21 years of age. Wow. Yeah, so the bill currently has eight co-sponsors. And it's |
| 5:28.5 | suggesting that violators. So that means parents of the children would face up to six months in jail and up to a thousand dollars in fines. That is just fucking in |
| 5:39.3 | same. Oh, yeah. So basically what happened is this Schaefer idiot basically started clutching his pearls after you heard about a nine year old named Jacob Measley, also known as Miss Mayhem. Okay, here's |
| 5:51.6 | you know, and it's like MISS M-A-E kind of like Maywest and then in GM. Like there's a hem here. There's a hem here. I got a hem on every bit of this |
| 6:00.9 | garmont. So basically this kid performed a Toledo pride and this dude Tim Schaefer flipped his fucking lid. He said that the parents of Jacob Measley were a bad example of parenting. And he likened them allowing their |
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