HOTD 3x04: The Scorpion and the Dog
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 July 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Tumbleton. Two years after we got half a season of television from Ryan Condal, the gang is back and they've learned the lesson that we need more dragons and more battles. Ivan & Red hop on the back of Sheepstealer in search of seared rare mutton while talking season 3 of HBO's House of The Dragon.
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| 0:00.0 | I have finally found the job I am most qualified to do, standing menacingly in somebody's house until they pay me to go away. |
| 0:11.5 | Map, moving buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing. |
| 0:19.4 | Oh, no! |
| 0:20.8 | Over the sea! Poor sea! The river crossing. Oh, no. |
| 0:22.3 | Over the sea. |
| 0:26.6 | Horses over the sea. |
| 0:28.1 | Game of Thrones, Game, off turns, game of Thrones, game of Thrones game. |
| 0:30.4 | Sean Bean dies. |
| 0:31.1 | I'm Red Scott. |
| 0:32.2 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:33.9 | And this is Boers Going Swords. |
| 0:40.8 | The third best podcast reaching the halfway point. Oh, this is not the halfway point. We're already halfway through. This just got started. Buddy, what? We finished the fourth of eight episodes. |
| 0:46.8 | It doesn't matter anymore. It's just an overly long movie now. Yeah, it's an overly long movie that also |
| 0:52.9 | we based on last season, just because |
| 0:55.2 | they took the ending of last season and put it in this season, that means we won't get the |
| 0:58.7 | ending of this season, probably to the ending of season four. Which is the ending of the show? |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah. So, like, we can't even, this season will end. There'll be a nice two to nine year gap. |
| 1:09.4 | And then, you know, President Chelsea Clinton will be in office the next time we're fucking |
| 1:14.6 | coming back to this. |
| 1:16.1 | First of all, first, I can't wait for President Chelsea Clinton to kill Larry Ellison. |
| 1:22.3 | Yes, it's going to happen. |
| 1:24.3 | I'm looking forward to it. |
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