I hope to usher in a second-age of dragons a dragon age two

I'm Red Scott and I'm Ivan Hernandez and this is boys going swords the third best

podcast to DJ your terrible wedding me and DJ red on the ones and twos oh no there's blood on the floor you know we're gonna have some blood on the floor this is season one episode five of house of the dragon we like the way I believe this is our final episode to feature and boo I didn't know that I was gonna be surprised next episode why you got to do that to me oh no you were going to be surprised I was pretty cool that has every single plot point already laid out by the way by the way

got spoiled for a major character death by a clip from Game of Thrones I've been doing such don't tell me any of this I also might edit out that earlier part because I've done such a good job avoiding spoilers the time jump no I know there's going to be a time jump I don't know how long it's gonna be I don't know who's involved what spoilers exist for this for this Wikipedia entry this is like saying this is like saying oh no oh no the history of America is a spoiler the history of things

that have already happened right is a spoiler as somebody who watches the crown and avoids British history to enjoy the crown I'm still mad people told me the queen died I think I'm really get it to support you when I tell you that by the time game of Thrones happens all these characters dead what yeah all of these characters are going to be dead all right I'm going to come for all of I'm going to make a serious prediction in a world where magic exists I guarantee one of these characters is still alive I did hear I did hear people saying like a

fucking Melisandra Melisandra 400 years old exactly great we could get Melisandra in this and she was the reason haven't has not died no

Teresa do you think at the end of Game of Thrones Carisma Mountains career just took off its emerald and fucking melted into dust Ivan what if House of the Dragon is actually just the better call Saul featuring Melisandra

but it's actually just Melisandras entire story that that would be interesting that would be an incredible twist that would get me so

engaged in the show that admittedly I'm already enjoying a lot I'm already having a very good time of course you do you

fucking pig you'll piggy you love all the corporate fucking a chaff being put into your trough give me more oats that's you I love that

people were like our biggest criticism of your most expensive episode of television you ever made in

the final season of Game of Thrones too dark and they were just like we're going to make everything dark

it's going to get darker every scene you watch buddy oh I turned on my brightness for this I definitely had to turn up the brightness on my screen for this one for the actual ballroom party scene whatever the welcome party

it was night we started watching it my lights were already low I turned them off and then I realized that the lights from my neighbors were still too bright and it was making it hard to see and then I pulled my blinds done and then it look great I don't know

everybody's complaining you called up your neighbors and you were like turn off your fucking lights right now basically before we get into it we need to know what happened previously on House of the

Dragon for the last time I intend to marry

the lady else in high tower to be fair raising most children consists of 15 years of uncertainty and doubt crab theater and his men have no reason to leave those caves they have good Wi-Fi and someone just ordered a stuffed crust pizza

and offering a flesh debate the crab someone bring me little tiny shrimps little tiny shrimp but a little tiny hook

have you done well Damon and Ray Nara were seen together doing a British sitcom wait what Matt Smith and space no coupling it was coupling yeah you're already wed also the nice part is fine

that's why she showed me her boobs and finally I will both be taking your badge and the tiny pewter dragon you got from the science fiction and fantasy book club

and that was previously on House of the Dragon so this opens up on a gorgeous drone shot of somewhere in Northern Ireland I presume

the minute I saw the standoffish brunette I was like well I've got a new crush the minute I saw this this this Tom boyish aggressive

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