You're not going to even believe this if I told you.

You're not going to believe this if I even told you. You're not going to believe this if I even told you.

You know, you guys, how I liked to joke when we had Joy Reid.

And I said, all of a sudden, Joy Reid, I am going to, by the way, good morning, everybody.

How are you guys doing?

Where are you streaming from?

Good to see you this morning.

Wow, look at all the people who are here. Holy smokes,

smoke, smoke, smoke. Okay, here is the thing I'm going to tell you. Remember I joked when I said,

Joy, read. All of a sudden, okay, let me just say. So Kara Swisher, I'm going to read our text messages.

I'm going to read our text messages. Hi, Kara. My producer sent this to you just sending again in case you didn't see a 10 o'clock in a few minutes. Sorry, I can't talk right now. You're supposed to be on. We're alive. Yikes. Kara, we're not on for a bit. No. I said 10 a.m. Eastern. She goes, no, 1 p. p.m eastern 10 a.m. Pacific time I said eastern

she said oh my god I think we had a mismatch of time I'm taping a pivot right now at 10 a.m.

Every Thursday and then she sends me a shot of her calendar and then she goes and then I tape another

thing and I say,

arg, I'll have to dance for an hour. Let's reconnect. I'm flying out at noon. And then,

just for proof, she contacted me. I said, hey, I wanted her come on for the one-year anniversary last week. And she said, I'm in Puerto Rico with my family. Can we do

9 or 10 a.m. on 327 if you want? I said, yes, you send me pictures of family. I said,

gorgeous family. You're so fortunate. Yes, let's do 10 a.m. 327. Thank you. Except she thought

that I was talking about 10 a.m. Pacific Time. Who's on Pacific time? Now, correct me if I am wrong.

Isn't like, you know, like English is the default language in most places. Isn't 10 a.m.

the default for time? Am I wrong?

Can we get like, can we tell Kara?

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