This is a headgum podcast. I just want to read.

So what can you?

So what can you do on a Saturday night alone?

Who needs of you on a Saturday night?

Alone, if it's a Saturday night and you are single.

You sit with the paper and fight the urge to mingle.

That was Sondheim's first show, Saturday night.

I did it my freshman year of high school,

and it is Saturday night. And it is Saturday night on Broadway and

Broadway I mean in my closet yeah which is almost the opposite of the great white way with a

glass of wine which is fine and a glass of whiskey and it's making me frisky.

And it's a little, I would, it's a little frisky. It's a little frisky.

And it's getting all up in my whiskies.

His whiskers, he's pointing to his stash. I hate when people refer to a mustache as

whiskers I think it's disgusting well I mean you saw cats that's basically what it was

huh Pussin' Well, maybe we should be cats again for Halloween.

I was a cat the year before, last year and this year.

So Jeff and I had a very real idea

that we were gonna do.

We were nervous, but like we would have done it

for a HeadGum live show.

Oh my God.

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