Ahoi there, mateys! It's Dave, a lend-out from Lodworth Crouter.

This week is very special because we are going to be doing cultural appropriation month on Thursday.

Join us as we take a little tour to Russia. Find us wherever you can find podcasts or join us on YouTube,

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Hi, I'm Tim, the Vaxman McLizer, CEO of Lizer Pharmaceuticals.

This is my assistant, Al Borshin.

Al is actually a survivor of rape and incest. His parents were going to have him aboard it,

but decided not to.

Tag.

How are you feeling today? Good?

I don't think so, Tim. Great Al Borshin, as you were.

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Al Borshin. The wrong label is on this box.

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