And then one of the girls in my moral theology class who texts on her Mac during class all the time, she was complaining after class one day.

She's like, I feel like I haven't learned anything in this class.

And I'm like, yeah, that's not anyone's fault except yours.

Except yours.

Why would you pay for this class and text your friends during it?

That just seems stupid.

Me sitting right next to her on Twitter the whole time during class.

I can't believe, look at her.

Oh, she's so ungrateful, paying for this class and not paying attention.

Oh man, look, Tommy Tai sold my tweet again.

Dang it. Dang it.

Dang it.

Welcome to The Crunch,

the only podcast that's honest about recovering from its social media addiction.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

I wish more people were honest about how the fact that they're addicted to social media.

Matt Fratt is.

I mean, the first step is admitting you have a problem, and very few people have taken that first step.

Right, because it's unprofitable to admit you have a problem.

Yeah, exactly. It's like... Think about... Think about a big, big sponsor of the show, Toyota, right?

I'm going to throw you under the bus a little bit, Toyota. The Nissan made bus.

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