Hot Porn Seaches (w/ Bridget Everett)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
The hilarious Bridget Everett (Somebody, Somewhere) joins Nicole to discuss the hot porn searches they've been into, the need for increased privacy on dating apps, Bridget's experience hooking up with a go-go dancer at a gay bar, and her stand-up routine where she has audience members motorboat her huge titties. Plus, the story about the woman whose breast implants started to grow mold.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date me? |
| 0:27.0 | I guess Remunicle Buyer is trying to figure out love, relationships, and other things. |
| 0:34.5 | My guest today is a hilarious comedian, actress and singer who's appeared on Inside Amy |
| 0:40.1 | Schumer, Lady Dynamite, Girls and Sex in the City in a very funny part where when I saw |
| 0:46.4 | you in the movie, I was like, oh what a dream! |
| 0:50.0 | Resume auto biographical, oh my god, I sing that word right, auto biographical series, |
| 0:56.4 | somebody somewhere has returned for a season 2 on HBO Max. |
| 1:01.4 | It's Bridget Everett who's also appeared on Nailed It. |
| 1:05.4 | Hi Bridget! |
| 1:06.4 | That's one of my shining credits. |
| 1:10.4 | I give a lot of people wanting to know what was it like on Nailed It? |
| 1:14.4 | What's the call? |
| 1:15.4 | She's an angel. |
| 1:18.4 | Oh my god, Bridget, I was introduced to you. |
| 1:24.4 | Somebody had posted a clip of you at Jo's pub, which is one of my favorite places in New |
| 1:30.6 | York, and you were singing, and you took your titties and you smashed them in someone's |
| 1:36.0 | space, and I was like, boy, boy, this lady's for me. |
| 1:41.6 | We find each other eventually, right? |
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