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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Yes, I get so excited when Danielle delivers a phone tap.

Oh, thanks.

It's the perfect gift.

Danielle, what's your phone tap all about today?

All right, so Michelle's mom and dad own one of those old school mom and pop pharmacies that you don't see very often, but they still have one in the neighborhood.

So she says they get weird phone calls all the time, but they're the nicest people and they always stay on the phone and try to help.

So I call them with a problem.

Oh, here we go.

Daniel's phone tap. Let's listen Oh, here we go. Daniel's phone tap.

Let's listen in.

Here we go.

Sarah, what pharmacy can I help you?

I ate a hop pepper?

Is there something you could give me?

Calmly explain to me what happens.

Okay.

Always playing truth or dare with my friends.

And they dared me to eat this hot pepper and I ate it. Now my mouth is all fire. All right. Well, that usually diminishes within a few

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