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Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Happy Thanksgiving #Closeteers! We know it's been a weird year, but we hope you're finding some holiday joy. We're talking about Thanksgiving, Matteo's odyssey to find a mixer, and Emma's new voting-related turn on. We also revisit Mariah Carey's book because we love human perseverance. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and join our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sky Pines Avenue.
0:03.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:05.0	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:06.0	And this is Inside the Closet.
0:08.0	Inside the Closet.
0:10.0	Okay, Emma, go ahead.
0:13.0	Welcome to Inside the Closet.
0:16.0	I tried to get Corona tested yesterday,
0:20.0	but I went by at 11 or 30 a.m. and they'd all they'd done all their tests for the day
0:25.8	so they're like if you want to get tested you have to come back at 5.30 even though they
0:30.3	don't open till 8.. I was like, so did it and sucks. If I didn't have Corona
0:40.5	before I feel like I definitely got it in the line. I mean it's like it was packed. People were I mean I don't know but so I got there and they didn't open until 8 and then I did it and then I came back, my mom fell back asleep and I had an alarm set but I kept waking up totally disoriented thinking we were supposed to record.
1:02.0	So I texted Mate. thinking we were supposed to record.
1:02.7	So I texted Mateo and Tyler,
1:06.4	maybe two hours ago, and I thought I had missed the record.
1:08.7	I woke up with like, oh, I missed it.
1:11.0	I'm so sorry.
1:11.9	And then they're like, we're not recording to one,
1:14.0	and then I fell back asleep.
1:15.0	And I love that you still have a mask around your neck.
1:18.0	Well, you keep it out.
1:20.0	It's just the end of you.
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