Well, hello, everybody.

Excuse me.

There it is.

What a way to start a podcast with a scratchy, gargling frogger in the throat.

I haven't talked all day.

The thing is, though, I have spoken all day long. Some days when I'm teaching the girls, we'll finish school and I'll be like, I don't even want to say another word and the problem is

There's a lot more to say. I have to keep talking. Yeah, it just never ends anyway. I'm wearing a headband today which is

bugging me my ears

because I have such a big head. I think it's kind of like digging into my

my giant head. I think it's kind of like digging into my, my giant brain.

Anyway, but the girls were very, like, intrigued that I was wearing a headband today.

I think it was, like, slightly bothering them.

Well, it's not really your style.

Well, I used to wear headbands constantly.

I think it's very cute.

I wore headbands for years and years and years, and in fact, I used to wear headbands constantly. I think it's very cute. I wore headbands for years and years and years. And in fact, I put this one on because it was the only one I could find because I can't find any of my old headbands. Probably they've broken or I've given them away or the girls have lost them. We've broken a lot in this house. Yes. I've thrown away a lot of broken headbands. I think a lot of the kids, I think the girls have broken most of my band. So I found this one and I put it on and they just kept talking about it in nice ways, but they kept talking about it. And then Sam took it and wore it for a couple of hours. Because she, I think, was like, I want that headband. So then I asked her for it back so I could podcast. Do you buy them

like in 12 packs? Yeah you can buy like a pack of yeah or you can buy like nicer ones they'll just be like

one headband. Yeah I was going to look today because we stopped at the store and I meant to look at the

grocery store just to see if I could buy some cheapy ones because I thought with this short hair on days when I don't want to like really straighten it sometimes putting a

headband in kind of yeah positions it helps it and looks less insane so now I just want like a

plain black one and a plain brown one where does one Anywhere. Anywhere where there's hair things,

hair accessories. Okay. Grocery store, Target, I've never noticed. Walmart, Amazon,

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