Have you ever thought, ugh, this water is too wet?

This beach is too sandy.

Welcome to Beach Toos sandy, water to wet.

The podcast where we do dramatic readings of the most wild and off the wall reviews on

the internet.

I'm Christine.

And I'm sandy.

And we are so happy to announce that Beach Toos sandy water to wet is coming to Forever

Dog in the New Year.

Every week we find the internet's craziest reviews about everything from Vegas weddings,

matchmaking services, and trader joes to caves, toddler beds, and spirit Halloween.

You won't believe the things that people think absolutely must be set on the internet.

But how else would everyone know that some caves don't have Wi-Fi?

We hear about the good, the bad, and the time spirit Halloween sent someone a dildo instead

of a Halloween costume.

Believe it or not, we got to the bottom of it.

Good times.

So join us every Wednesday wherever you listen to your podcast.

Oh, I like the bubbles they tickle my nose.

Ooh, you know where I put the bubbles.

Ooh, is that Lady Gaga champagne?

We have a very, very, very, very, really super, super special mom announcement.

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