Hot Dogs in Ibitha!

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Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

There is a sliding scale of cringe with pick up artists. Bryan digs a few levels down from "life coach" to find some helpful pick up lines. It goes about as well as expected! Bryan can't unsee the photo of hot dog filling spilled across a highway Hot dogs in Venezuela include potato sicks and it will change your universe Hoadley and Bryan wonder how they would navigate life as single people in 2022 Ibiza is pronounced "Ibitha" when in Spain. The z is silent and replaced by a th Rio has 13 pick up lines he wants to share with the world Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, how's it going?
0:03.0	It's going great.
0:04.0	It's going great among the men.
0:06.0	You know, I just got some pins in my legs.
0:08.0	I'll leave it or not.
0:09.0	Pins in my legs.
0:10.0	Can still do this.
0:11.0	All right.
0:12.0	A maze fell off a cruise ship.
0:14.0	Oh, but a ship.
0:15.0	Yeah, a ship.
0:16.0	Yeah, a ship.
0:17.0	Yeah, a ship.
0:18.0	Took a hard, hard, violent fall.
0:21.0	Kind of pinballed down.
0:22.0	It hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit.
0:25.0	I didn't, I'm not going to say I survived.
0:27.0	I'm saying I thrived.
0:28.0	I met a dolphin down there, and I swear to God that dolphin looked.
0:33.0	Not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul, Annie.
0:37.0	And said, I'm saving you, Megan.
0:40.0	Now with his mouth, but he said it.
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