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Back to the Barre

Hot Dogs & Flowers

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.84K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

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"This was a very franken-bit heavy episode. There were numerous times where I knew Abby did not say that." As Christi notes here there was clearly a lot of editing behind the scenes on this episode, but once you hear some of what Abby had to say in the show notes you won't be too shocked why that is. On Season 5's "Nia's Last Chance", Abby starts to take things too far in her treatment of the girls (shock) and as the title suggests no one is getting the worse end of that stick than Nia.


After getting a win over Cathy the week prior, Abby is in a better than average mood at Pyramid and puts the whole team on the same spot for their hard work... except Maddie who still gets her pre-requisite spot at the top. Though not everyone gets off easy as Abby has the girls critique JoJo as some sort of hazing ritual to finally be accepted onto the team. JoJo fortunately takes it better than expected, but it's hard not to feel like a harbinger of what's to come.


Turning their attention to the upcoming competition in Philadelphia, the moms ask Abby if she can give the girls some more contemporary material to work with, feeling that she's not quite yet lived up to her promise of giving them more challenging choreography to better prepare them for the professional world. Abby responds in kind by giving the team clearly the same lyrical material they're used to, just calling it something else. They'd worry about this more if there clearly wasn't something more pressing to deal with, like Abby's continued obsession with trying to put Holly and Nia in their place for their crime on doing the right thing. Nia is given a solo but is warned she won't be getting anymore if she fails to place.


Holly forms a pact with Jess and Kira to have each other's back when dealing with Abby, which angers Jill for some reason? Jill and Melissa are upset Holly would side with the new moms despite the fact they themselves wouldn't stand up to Abby, and it's clear Jill is quickly morphing into Melissa 2.0. But can you blame Holly when you hear some of the things Abby says about Nia off screen? What might she have said you ask? Well you'll have to tune, it's to unsavory to write out here.


Quotes

  • “Let me show you this jacket, you're going to die. It is the ugliest thing you've ever seen. However, it will be fun to wear tonight if I wear it." (02:10-02:15 | Christi)
  • “The moms seem to be enjoying deep throating the hot dogs more... OH MY GOD!!! Ok I made that up, though it does say they enjoy them more than the girls. " (49:49-50:03 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “Melissa bitterly mentions last time there was a pact with Kelly and Christi... yeah you f**cking broke it!" (1:15:26-1:15:32 | Christi)
  • “I hope the kids at the ALDC make a lot of money cause they're going to need it for therapy one day. No we didn't, and yes we need therapy." (2:01:27-2:01:35 | Christi & Kelly)


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

0:07.0

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? All of this electricity.

0:14.0

Do it right now, bye, right now.

0:17.0

Turn the volume up, fly. Give me your electricity.

0:22.0

Hello, little bitchettes.

0:23.3

Welcome back to the bar.

0:24.5

It's bitch number one, Christy.

0:26.4

And bitch number two, Kelly.

0:28.3

I have to move my microphone.

0:30.3

Why?

0:31.2

Well, because it was over in a weird spot.

0:33.1

I am exceptionally ugly right now because I will get beautiful in a little bit. I ain't feeling very good. No, and you have a wedding. I know. Oh, I said you need to take some echinacea. Is that like a pill? I don't know, Kelly. It's just a word that I know. Take vitamin C. Oh, liver well. Liverwell helps. Ew, what the hell is that? It's like a gummy. It's like a, no, it's not a gummy. It's like a vitamin. I'm not like a, I didn't mean like a one of those kind of gummies. It's like, I don't know. It's gummy vitamin things. Yeah, like a, like a, We're going like this, so I thought maybe. It's a pill. I don't know. I'll send you a list.

1:14.3

Okay.

1:14.7

I'll send you a list. I don't know. It's... Gummy vitamin things. Yeah. Like a... We're going like this, so I thought maybe...

1:11.5

It's a pill.

1:12.2

I don't know.

1:12.9

I'll send you a list.

1:14.3

Okay.

1:26.3

I'll send you a list of... I don't know. Whatever. So, guess where I am? I mean, I know you know, but guess where I am? Hot New Orleans. I am and it's 75 today.

1:27.9

Oh, you bitch.

1:29.8

Yeah, but you're going to Florida in a couple days.

1:27.9

Is it nice down there? I am and it's 75 today. Oh, you bitch.

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