Hot Dog With Lettuce (Laraine Newman, Dr. Chris Ryan)

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2013

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Mayor Harmon jumps right into a drop in from original Saturday Night Live cast member Laraine Newman which merges into a visit from controversial author Dr. Chris Ryan to delves into polygamy and the very nature of our sexuality. In D&D, Spencer gives ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome, once again to Meltdown Comics, the Nerd Melt Theater.
0:24.0	Harman Town is now in the session. Please welcome to the stage.
0:28.0	Mayor of Harman Town, Dan Harman.
0:40.0	Thank you.
0:43.0	All right.
0:47.0	Jeff. Yes, Dan?
0:48.0	We got guests. We got a guest tree growing in the back.
0:51.0	Our green room was chock full of nuts.
0:53.0	Our green room is like a, yeah, it's like a, yeah, it's chock full of nuts.
0:57.0	So let's get anything we got to say about me being fat, jerking off and whatever.
1:02.0	You're getting a little rounder.
1:05.0	All right. I'm fat. I'm a jerk off.
1:08.0	I put some stuff in my butt once.
1:11.0	I'm into women with the pantyhose.
1:13.0	Bubble baths?
1:14.0	Bubble baths. I love taking bubble baths.
1:16.0	Hey, NBC, hey, Tony.
1:18.0	Love, love, love, 12-year-olds in the back of my white van.
1:23.0	Great, great, hilarious, hilarious, right.
1:27.0	We can have the show right now.
1:29.0	Well, that's the conclusion of 20% of you can run off, go and blog.
1:33.0	But we got guests to talk about.
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