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Oh, happy opening day. It's hot dog time. Welcome in. First ever hot dog opening day, hot dog eating competition.

For the Yak, I don't know what Ron is. He's on his way. He just walked in. Feels good. Feels good to have this competition.

Now we did do this competition on a tank Thursday so the tank was more into the hot dogs than opening day.

Tank is not here. Tank is not here. He's in Washington DC. So what we're going to do, it will be a three man competition. Jerry, Steven Owen.

And then next Thursday, I will let tank try to win the crown. Now, go ahead.

It stands to win is going to get a hundred dollars from you.

Well, Jerry already hit me up for more some 135. Okay. I'll also match the 135. All right. So now, here's the question though.

Do we give the winner today? Oh, you want to 70? You got to wait till Frank. Wait till Frank. Yeah, we'll make it. Then we'll decide the real winner.

Well, I had a, I think that the second place I was proposing to shrink us to buy in. What do you mean? If you want to compete.

I'm just in the competition. This is the inaugural ceremonial dog that Ron and I are going to hear.

All right. Got you. Hear me out. That's the hit in the gun. Second place, $50.

Right. Yeah. Third place. I, I, I peed on two dollars and put them in. And third place has to put the

P dollars. So it incentivizes. Keep it on going for second place. I'll also pee on it. You will can also pee on the

dollars and they have to be walleted. These dollars have to be walleted. They can't just take the

dollars and you can't discard them. Love that. That's what I was looking for a plastic bag. All we

have was these gloves so I could pee and also when I have to pee, I'll go pee a little bit. Just to drop.

I got some scratch offs too. Just for fun. You know, just a little bit of fun. You know, having this

master's. Yes. Yes. I put some money. I got some scratch offs. Stivities of it. Some hot dogs.

Um, dog real hot dogs being eaten by Ron and myself. Do you want to see the graphics? Yeah.

We'll see the graphics. Hmm. Hmm. Whoa. Yes. What's changed? Oh. Oh. Oh. Come on, man.

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