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I'm an average guy with average looks.

I stay in my league until I met Tiffany.

I was at the big fish, my watering hole of choice.

The only women who drink at the big fish are those who need to watch their pennies,

or those who've wandered in by mistake.

Sometimes a beautiful woman might come through the door,

but she's invariably linked to some guy's elbow.

Tiffany was a different species of woman altogether, gorgeous, breathtaking, world-changing.

She came in with a gust of autumn wind that hiked up her little black dress,

showing off her slim figure.

Her body was made of such exaggerated curves she appeared like something from a Hollywood movie.

She had dark, Mediterranean features with a supple olive complexion,

and long dark curls that I envisioned on my bare skin.

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