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Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Ailment Check! We are back and barely holding it together - between Ben’s new diagnosis of cubital tunnel syndrome (and his sexy new arm splints) and Josh’s early morning “canoodling,” we’ve got a lot to unpack. We’re talking everything from Yom Kippur bagel spreads and the chaos of triplet pregnancies to the latest beauty trend giving people a DIY facelift - the “bleph bun.” Plus, Olivia fact-checks their anatomy lessons, a listener asks about skipping her wedding cocktail hour, and Ben’s doctor gives him the worst appointment scheduling of all time. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.3	They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys. Whoa. Mons and welcome back to the
0:33.7	good guys podcast. There's a lot of podcasts out there. There's one called Girls Gone Bible, and ours is called Guys Gone Gay. It's Ben Safer, my co-host. Girls Gone Bible sounds great. I'm in. And by the way, that is 100% our Patreon. We are launching it. It is going to be gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. gay. I can't wait. Josh, I have three words for you. Cubital tunnel syndrome. Okay. Okay. I just got back from the doctor because I've told you about this before or if I haven't, I'm going to tell you again. Over the last like couple of months, you know, I'll go to sleep and randomly two o'clock in the morning, I'll wake up. My hands are in pain and they're asleep.
1:27.7	And that's not good. That's not good. Whether I'm on my side, whether I'm on my back, whether, no matter where I am, I wake up, middle of the night, hands hurt, they're asleep. I get that too. Okay, so you have cubital tunnel syndrome.
1:29.3	No the fuck I don't.
1:30.2	Yes, you do.
1:27.7	No, the fuck I don't. I get that too. Okay. So you have cubital tunnel syndrome.
1:29.3	No the fuck I don't.
1:30.2	Yes, you do.
1:31.0	Affected by your, I don't.
1:31.9	Affected by your ulnar nerve.
1:33.8	I went in today.
1:34.6	I went to the doctor.
1:35.4	I have a what are you nuts about the doctor that I will share later, but I went
1:37.7	into the doctor.
1:38.8	He did extras on my hands.
1:40.5	The xeries looked perfect.
1:42.0	He's like, why don't you come a little closer. Bend your arms,
1:46.1	tilt your hands, and let me know when they fall asleep and where? And I said, they're asleep,
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