Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified

mama's boy podcast. Hi, Mom. Hi, honey. Okay, I don't know what this letter exactly is about

that's coming in the mail, but I don't think

it's good. And what's making it even weirder is it's not showing up at the house. And I don't know

why it's not showing up at the house. So I kind of left you guys with the cliffhanger last week that

I've got a letter that showed up in my USPS digest, which I've got to stop checking that

damn thing because it only adds anxiety. I feel like that was like the worst thing that ever happened to us because, you know what I'm talking about, right? It's an email that comes in. It shows you what's coming in the mail. And I feel like for me, it's only caused anxiety. You haven't been here for the last couple of months. It's just, it's just kind of reappearing in this podcast one way or another where I'll get an email notification about some letter that's

coming in the mail and it's just causing just some kind of massive amount of anxiety in me.

So I told you guys last week that when I was in Utah, that I saw that there was a letter coming

and I wasn't quite sure just by the return address what this was going to be about, but I was

kind of afraid once I started doing some research, I was like, oh, shit, like this could really

be bad for the podcast because I, you know that like, yes, I run a business, right? Like this is an

actual business that I run, right? Like, this is not just a silly little backyard thing that we're doing here.

Like, this is certified media LLC is a real company.

Run very poorly, as you're going to be able to tell by this next segment.

But it is a real legitimate business.

And I, but again, I don't really know how to run a business that well.

And then, of course,

you know,

we work with,

with Jeff's company as well. And so it's like, I mean, I'm an actual business owner, y'all. Like, I know that sounds crazy, but I, you know, I run a legitimate business and, you know, consult things. I mean, like, I'm a real, I'm a real adult. I know it's crazy.

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