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Eating For Free

Hospitalized Over Lily Allen's Exploding USB Butt Plugs

Eating For Free

Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson

Society & Culture

4.8534 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In which we talk Khloe Kardashian mold exposure, Rosalia's Southwest Airlines ventures, forgotten memories from Rihanna's 777 tour, Mad Men's 4K restoration errors, Sabrina Carpenter Trump songs, and Lily Allen's USB butt plugs.

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About Eating For Free:

Hosted by journalists Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly podcast that explores gossip and power in the pop culture landscape: Where it comes from, who wields it, and who suffers at the hands of it. Find out the stories behind the stories, as together they look beyond the headlines of troublesome YouTubers or scandal-ridden A-Listers, and delve deep into the inner workings of Hollywood's favorite pastime. The truth, they've found, is definitely stranger than any gossip.

You can also find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com 

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0:00.0

Thank you.

0:03.0

I'm going to be.

0:04.0

I'm going to be.

0:08.0

And I'm I'm I'm

0:21.6

I'm

0:22.6

I'm

0:23.6

I'm So there's this thing.

0:50.0

So there's this thing about how Chloe Kardashian hasn't slept with the lights off in years because of this ghost encounter.

1:02.7

Is this Daily Mail?

1:05.3

No, that was People magazine.

1:07.9

Damn.

1:08.6

She revealed that on her podcast.

1:09.9

If it was Daily Mail, it would be three times the length. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the thing is, is, do we think that, like, she's also infusing the podcast with protein, too? Can you imagine that, protein podcasts? I mean, at this point, if you're not eating, breathing, drinking protein, maybe every second you possibly can, you're

1:28.1

missing out on important macronutrients.

1:31.5

It all ultimately comes down to the fact that, you know, we have to get the protein intake

1:37.0

so that the heavy metals and lead in the protein supplements can then poison our minds

1:43.3

and restrict blood flow, causing aneurysms

1:47.1

that the pernuvo scan is going to pick up so that the new supplements from Lemmy, which are

1:53.2

brain boosting vitamins that work in tandem with the neuralinks we're going to have forcibly

1:57.9

implanted, all work together in a sort of 360-degree protein environment.

2:04.8

See, and that's why you also have to get the Pfizer vaccine, and you also have to wear 99.9% silver.

2:10.6

You know, MIA's collection is actually a really amazing collection of 5G blocking tin, you could say, or silver mesh coating. I love 5G blocking tin.

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